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by Vikja/tangyabominy/eclective

A couple of friends and I are going on a glamourbombing expedition for New Years' Eve (no particular reason for the date, it just happens to be when we're all getting together), and while most of the 'bombs I've made for the event are ones I got the idea for from this community, I also came up with one of my own that I wanted to share. It's a letter written on a piece of fancy, old-stylee writing paper (those floral/paisley writing sets you probably got for Christmas are great for this, that's what I'm using), in red glitter-gel ink (which I like for glamourbombs, it seems all Official and Written In Sparkly Magical Faerie Blood and suchlike) and in suitably formal-esque handwriting, which reads as follows:


To whom it may concern,

We,
The Seleigh Night-Court of Faerie-Dreamworld Ambassadors,
would like to cordially invite YOU
to
BELIEVE IN FAERIES
(and dragons, elves, unicorns etc.)

It has come to our attention that while Faeries believe in humans, humans do not afford Faeries the same consideration. We find this imbalance quite unfortunate and, frankly, uncharitable. If the Court does not see a significant improvement in this state of affairs forthwith, it may decide to withhold privileges from the human race, e.g. dandelions, morning dew and freshly-baked cupcakes. As we are sure you find this most intolerable, please sign your belief below.

(blank space for signatures)

Respectfully, [insert your Otherkin name/glamourbomb name/random name here]

Obviously, you can edit the text to reflect your own race - I'm not fae, but fewer people know what a dreamcreature is so I tend to use fae and random species for my glamourbombs.

I thought of sticking these (via blu-tack - if you don't have that particular trademark in your country, the gummy plasticene-like stuff you put up posters with) on the inside doors of public toilet cubicles, since it's one of the places where people tend to sit down and be forced to stare at and read whatever's in front of them for a long time (hence why advertisers usually mount ads on little mini-billboards attached to the doors these days), plus it's private with no risk of embarrassment for the signee (even males - hey, they gotta use the stalls sometimes too ^^), so it's a good place for glamourbombs in general - and I thought this was more pleasant and less permanent than indelible graffiti, though that's good too. =^.*.^= Wonder how many people you could get to sign before the cleaner/janitor came....?

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